shakespeareishq:

genitally:

if you watch Les Mis backwards, it’s a movie about revolutionary zombies putting away some furniture and a man who flies out of a river to fight crime

#javert blasting off again

(via petcanadian)

belle-morningstar:

Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet

 but then virgin mobile made fun of her

so t mobile stepped its shit up 

it’s like high school drama except with phone company’s 

(via goforitbabe)

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

(via emither)

not-enough-fandom:

antisociallysplendid:

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

again?

(via theysaylaughteristhebestmedicine)

beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

(via misterdoctorprofessornick)